Only a few people on this planet are worthy of my attention. Unfortunately, sometimes I am too kind and give it to people who do not deserve it. If you think you are better, much better, a real person, without lies, not fake, a person I more than just give attention to, you may feel like signing up for this award. You have to be really something. That something can be: something very cute or something that really excites me , something I get delighted by.
I want to see an honourable,
respectfull, passionate and desirable site. I have to be able to see that you are a
strong, brave and intense person.
The site has to stand
out. That can be because it's very unique, or the person in it is very good looking.
I don't want my computer to crash when I enter your site and don't want to get irritated
by any blindness towards things and people, like discrimination.
I have to be able to navigate through your site quickly. For instance, when I'm searching for your picture or your guestbook, I have to be able to find it quickly.
No sites only made for your favourite sports club or football team. Those people always seem to be very simple or very stupid (no offence, could be my experience of people fucking it up for you). If you have any reason to tell me that what I think is not true, please let me know.
Sometimes I cheat, and still hate your site, but if you get me something a really want,
like software or a lot of beautiful awards , I tend to get blinded somehow.
How to get me in a good mood:
Donate a large sum of money to my dutch bankaccount: 18.74.31.361
Surprise me with a very sweet email. Not a long story, but also not just one line please. You're allowed to include a SMALL picture of anything you think I like.
Make me a nice graphic/image or something I can use for my homepage and email it to me.
Offer me your award and hope I'll fall for that; you'd better hope you have a nice award!
Offer me a link on your page (you can use my banner for that)Fulfil my desires, see my wishlist
send me
and include the following:
Your site title and URL
A site description
Why you should receive The Award
What's so good about you
What you have to offer that I like-
most homepages are crap and the chances of me really liking your site are very slim.
OKAY!!
I made a second award
This one is much much HARDER to win!
Yes, it is a bit nude of me, and yes, that IS a leather corset and YES that is a real
tattoo on my wrist too.
And NO, I am not wearing any make-up ;-)
UNREAL REALITY...DREAMS......
I dream at night but sleep too little.
if those words describe you..react please!
..and I'm appologizing that my email sometimes
has limits and I dont get all the mail
you send me and my windows sometimes crashes,
so if you don't hear enough, and you want that so much, please email again (and again and
again...)
My biggest wish at this moment is that David Bowie would give his reaction on my site.
